calling all crazies | dot_sex

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goetia wrote in dot_sex_snark May 16, 2005 07:27

We use condoms every time we have sex. Oh, and I gave him oral once. I'm probably just being a total hypochondriac. I mean, he didn't come in my mouth. Is it at all possible that I may have caught an STD?

angst, calling all crazies

Another blindingly brilliant revelation

angelictears wrote in dot_sex_snark Apr 18, 2005 07:16

I hold my stomach like a pregnant lady! ...buh? And I'm sure this is grounds to prove that she would be an absolutely stellar parent. I mean c'mon! She loves her boyfriend, and yanno, it's mutual...and stuff.

*headdesk*, calling all crazies

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madd_spammer wrote in dot_sex_snark Apr 11, 2005 00:45

Why is it that when they 'almost break up with' their boyfriend, they always blame it on the birth control? Why not blame it on either A) being a dumbass, or B) him being a jackass?

special snowflake, angst, drama queens, calling all crazies, birth control is hard

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meredith_mae wrote in dot_sex_snark Mar 07, 2005 11:07

Yeah, those IUDs are sneaky. I don't blame you for not trusting them. And, you know, stress never causes periods to be late. And not working out has no correlation to your stomach getting bulgier. You're definitely pregnate!

Edit: No one in amipregnant reads vaginapagina either. No one.

calling all crazies

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subbes wrote in dot_sex_snark Feb 27, 2005 04:36

Except, of course, I make the mistake of assuming she even has one.Not sex-related, but where else can I snark on the completely clueless without having to show some sort of talent (oh dot_cattiness how I love thee ( Read more... )

but what does it *really* mean?, calling all crazies